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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.
When does skin meet skin, Hair meet hair and Balls disappear.
think.....
u dirty mind....
it happens when u blink ur eyes.
Wats the height of innocense?
A 12year old girl applies pimples cream on her breast!
Women asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are urs??
No, i work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
Bride's dad hands a note the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE".
Groom gave another note back to him "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".
Teacher: Why cows look depressed when they are milked?
Student: Madam, if some1 press ur boobs for 2hrs & doesnt f**k u, then how do u feel??
Do u know the full form of "BANGALORE".
Boys Asking for Naked Girls At Low Rate Everyday.
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36,
Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, im confident. ur friend also my son, thats confidential!
1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free, Pickup, Drop, Food, Drink, Hotel even Sex.
2nd sardar:When did u go?
1st sardar:Not me, my wife went, she told me.
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know.
Mom:##??!!
Difference between Good & Bad Girls.
Good Girls open a few button in hot atmosphere.
But the Bad Girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.
Friend to sardar: Why are u going for a birth control surgery for the ninth time?
Sardar: Wat to do yaar, my wife still keep getting pregnant.
Husband and Wife are just like two tyres of a vehicle.
Even if one pucntures, the vehicle cant move further.
So intelligent men always carry a stepney with them!!