Wednesday, June 4, 2008
காக்டெய்ல்
Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.
When does skin meet skin, Hair meet hair and Balls disappear.
think.....
u dirty mind....
it happens when u blink ur eyes.
Wats the height of innocense?
A 12year old girl applies pimples cream on her breast!
Women asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are urs??
No, i work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
Bride's dad hands a note the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE".
Groom gave another note back to him "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".
Teacher: Why cows look depressed when they are milked?
Student: Madam, if some1 press ur boobs for 2hrs & doesnt f**k u, then how do u feel??
Do u know the full form of "BANGALORE".
Boys Asking for Naked Girls At Low Rate Everyday.
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36,
Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, im confident. ur friend also my son, thats confidential!
1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free, Pickup, Drop, Food, Drink, Hotel even Sex.
2nd sardar:When did u go?
1st sardar:Not me, my wife went, she told me.
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know.
Mom:##??!!
Difference between Good & Bad Girls.
Good Girls open a few button in hot atmosphere.
But the Bad Girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.
Friend to sardar: Why are u going for a birth control surgery for the ninth time?
Sardar: Wat to do yaar, my wife still keep getting pregnant.
Husband and Wife are just like two tyres of a vehicle.
Even if one pucntures, the vehicle cant move further.
So intelligent men always carry a stepney with them!!
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.
When does skin meet skin, Hair meet hair and Balls disappear.
think.....
u dirty mind....
it happens when u blink ur eyes.
Wats the height of innocense?
A 12year old girl applies pimples cream on her breast!
Women asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are urs??
No, i work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
Bride's dad hands a note the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE".
Groom gave another note back to him "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".
Teacher: Why cows look depressed when they are milked?
Student: Madam, if some1 press ur boobs for 2hrs & doesnt f**k u, then how do u feel??
Do u know the full form of "BANGALORE".
Boys Asking for Naked Girls At Low Rate Everyday.
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36,
Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, im confident. ur friend also my son, thats confidential!
1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free, Pickup, Drop, Food, Drink, Hotel even Sex.
2nd sardar:When did u go?
1st sardar:Not me, my wife went, she told me.
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know.
Mom:##??!!
Difference between Good & Bad Girls.
Good Girls open a few button in hot atmosphere.
But the Bad Girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.
Friend to sardar: Why are u going for a birth control surgery for the ninth time?
Sardar: Wat to do yaar, my wife still keep getting pregnant.
Husband and Wife are just like two tyres of a vehicle.
Even if one pucntures, the vehicle cant move further.
So intelligent men always carry a stepney with them!!
அம்மா
After having reached at the peak of his career a man felt an urge to
repay back to his mother for all that she had done for him. So he asked
her,"Mother, what can I give you? What can I do for you? I sincerely
want to repay you for all the sacrifices you have made for me and for
all the love you have showered upon me." She looked surprised and said,
"Why do you think about it. It was my duty so I did it, you don't have
to repay me. Even if you want to, there is no
way a man can ever repay his mother."
Despite her continuous refusal to ask for anything, he continued to
persist.To put an end to the discussion, she said, "All right. If you
must,then tonight you sleep on my bed, with me, just as you used to
when you were a baby." He said, "That's a strange thing to ask for,
but if it pleases you, I will."
As soon as he fell asleep, the mother got up and brought a bucket of
water.She poured a mug full of water on his side. Feeling disturbed by
the wetness under him, in his sleep he moved away to the other side of
the bed. As he settled down, his mother poured another mug of water on
the other side.In his slumber he tried to find space towards the foot
post of the bed.Sometime later he woke up feeling that this part of the
bed too was damp. He got up and saw his mother, with the mug in her
hand. He asked angrily,"What are you doing mother? Why don't you let me
sleep? How do you expect me to sleep on a wet bed?"
She said, "I slept with you, when you wetted the bed in the night. i
changed your nappy (diaper made of cotton cloth, used in India) and
moved you to the dry part of the bed, while I slept on the wet side.
You wanted to repay me... Can you sleep here even for one night with
me on a damp bed? If you can, I'll take it that you have repaid me."
How true it is that of all the debts in the world, the one that can
never be repaid is the one you owe to your mother. You can never repay
the love, care and time your mother gave to bring you up. You are a
part of her flesh and blood; don't forget this, because she never ever
forgets it.
repay back to his mother for all that she had done for him. So he asked
her,"Mother, what can I give you? What can I do for you? I sincerely
want to repay you for all the sacrifices you have made for me and for
all the love you have showered upon me." She looked surprised and said,
"Why do you think about it. It was my duty so I did it, you don't have
to repay me. Even if you want to, there is no
way a man can ever repay his mother."
Despite her continuous refusal to ask for anything, he continued to
persist.To put an end to the discussion, she said, "All right. If you
must,then tonight you sleep on my bed, with me, just as you used to
when you were a baby." He said, "That's a strange thing to ask for,
but if it pleases you, I will."
As soon as he fell asleep, the mother got up and brought a bucket of
water.She poured a mug full of water on his side. Feeling disturbed by
the wetness under him, in his sleep he moved away to the other side of
the bed. As he settled down, his mother poured another mug of water on
the other side.In his slumber he tried to find space towards the foot
post of the bed.Sometime later he woke up feeling that this part of the
bed too was damp. He got up and saw his mother, with the mug in her
hand. He asked angrily,"What are you doing mother? Why don't you let me
sleep? How do you expect me to sleep on a wet bed?"
She said, "I slept with you, when you wetted the bed in the night. i
changed your nappy (diaper made of cotton cloth, used in India) and
moved you to the dry part of the bed, while I slept on the wet side.
You wanted to repay me... Can you sleep here even for one night with
me on a damp bed? If you can, I'll take it that you have repaid me."
How true it is that of all the debts in the world, the one that can
never be repaid is the one you owe to your mother. You can never repay
the love, care and time your mother gave to bring you up. You are a
part of her flesh and blood; don't forget this, because she never ever
forgets it.
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